Funkyzeit mit Magnethead!
From NMR Wiki
An eclectic mix of Science and other Nerd Jokes. 100% stolen.
From here and here and other undisclosed locations.
Have you heard of MS-Linux? You just have to check it out.
There is an online book written by programmers about how ask smart questions to software developers.
What about "how to write software so that you get less questions"?
Why think? Why not try gradients?
"Life is complex. It has real and imaginary components." Tom Potter
When everything else fails, read the instructions.
Why can't lawyers do NMR?
Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
The first myth of warranty service is that it exists.
"An expert is a man who made all the mistakes, which can be made, in a very narrow field." Niels Bohr
OK, you are a PhD, just don't touch anything.
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your students to do it.
Never replicate a successful experiment.
How do you assign cis and trans isomers?
It’s EZ
A real sad bugreport on Red Hat Linux site. (scroll to the first use of 'moron')
How many spectroscopists does it take to prepare a sample?
None. That's what chemists are for.
Pbox is user oriented software, and for that reason common things are simple and not so common things are not so simple. (posting in Varian,Inc. user library)
I hope this link still works, it's funny. If not - please delete it.
